I really wanted to be Micky

Take the Hey Hey, Which Monkee Are You? Quiz.

You're thinking I'm paranoid now, aren't you?

Just because I don't want to be around you when you are plotting against me (because I am so great of course) doesn't mean I don't care.	Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:	High
Schizoid Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:	High
Antisocial Personality Disorder:	Low
Borderline Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Histrionic Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:	High
Avoidant Personality Disorder:	Very High
Dependent Personality Disorder:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	High
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I guess it's better than being at Jessica Simpsons reading level.

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Unicycle Goddess

Geeze, what a loser. She fell off that tricycle twice. I could do that in my sleep. Well in my dreams anyway.

Tada!

I love Julian Beevers art. I don't understand how it works though. I know it's unrecognizable from a different point of view. I'll just call it magic. That's the same thing I tell my husband every night and he believes it.

The Longest Roller Coaster in the World

I hate the long ride up on most roller coasters. The pause at the top of the hill is torture. Here is one coaster I will never ride.

The best thing is at the very end the annoying chick says "Hey everyone, everyone I passed out." Too bad she didn't stay that way. You can tell that is what they are thinking by the looks on their faces.

M - I - C - K - E - Y MOUSE!

It's no secret that I love Disney World. Not ever liking Micky Mouse when I was growing up I am surprised at how desperately I wanted to go. My husband didn't think seeing THE MOUSE was a good idea for our honeymoon so we ended up in the Poconos, in a champagne glass jacuzzi, heart shaped pool in our room and a bad gallbladder attack. Me of course. But the steak was worth it. Playing pool for 7 days straight in the mountains of Pennsylvania not so much.

Now I am obsessed with Disney World. It took me a year of planning just to get up enough nerve to buy plane tickets. I discovered a whole world of hidden Mickey (see what I did there) planners! There are discussion boards whose sole purpose is to help you find the best shoes and bags for touring "The World" as those of us in the know call it.
Here is the first of probably many of my favorite things about the world of The Mouse.

http://http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/360275/halloween_is_magic_at_walt_disney_world.html

It's almost Project Runway time!

Project Runway is almost here. This show is cattier than America's Next Top Model, more creative than Top Chef and crazier than I love New York (not that I watch that.)

For the lineup and more info ...

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/401007/secrets_of_project_runway_season_four.html

Gee I couldn't see this one coming...

Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.

Crotch squinting, new Olympic sport?

How upset do you think this basketball player is really going to be when he is remembered for this picture? Embarrassing? Yes. Flattering? Oh yeah!
Dudes gonna carry a copy in his wallet for years.
(Time warp to 2056, pickup bar, middle aged ex-basketball player talking to 20 year old potential future ex-wife.)
Player: "Yeah they tried to pass it off as an optical illusion, but I'm telling you baby, that's all me."

There is a ruckus about whether this is a lighting illusion or if it's his Flying Walinda. What I like best is imagining thousands of people enlarging the photo and squinting at this man's crotch.

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/college-basketball/oh-if-only-they-wore-cups-in-basketball-158168.php