Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Some things are art, some things are just...not


Cleaning out your closet is not art.
Putting things you find in your closet on your head is not art.
Seriously, ask my mother. When my brother was 8 he put our Mom's bra on his head and ran around the house shouting "I am the Fly, help me, help me!" She did not praise him and notify the Smithsonian, no instead she gave him the smack down and he still isn't right. Not that he was to begin with. You know, the whole bra on the head thing.

http://www.gneborg.org/Animaux.htm

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Huh?

It took me way too long to figure out what exactly the groom was holding in this picture. Then it took me just as long to decide who it belonged to.

Good idea. Have the bridesmaids, who are all skinnier than you, even though you only ate Slimfast and Gummi Bears for two weeks before the wedding, slither and rub their bodies all over your new husband.

Want to bet which one bags him first? Probably not the one who didn't shave her legs before the wedding because she was wearing a long gown anyway.

I like the photographers url also, drfotoe.
http://members.aol.com/drfotoe/TomaskoPhotography/Gallery.htm

Monday, February 13, 2006

Click me Baby one billion times

http://www.onebillionpageviews.com/

One Billion Page Views

My name is AJ, I'm 26 years old, I have been making sites since the age of 17, I don't have a degree, not a a-level, not even a gcse, everything I know is self taught, I believe that the internet is the greatest invention of the millennium, the door is wide open for me...

Shades of Gilliam?


Reminds me of Monty Python. That's not entirely a bad thing.
The spider page is my very favorite.

Book of Numbers

Thursday, February 09, 2006

This is my rifle this is my gun; this one's for fighting, this one's for fun.


O.K. so maybe it's just me. I know this is a highly respected and traditional dress uniform. I don't have a problem with that. I have a problem with the way the photographer posed the Mickey Mouse hands.
He seems to be pointing towards his, ahem, gun.
It all seems like some kind of subliminal message, placed for me to unknowingly find the military sexy and want to respect and support war. Didn't they know that they are wasting their time? They had me with the ears.
http://www.howleyphoto.com/

What Superhero are you?

Your results:
You are Batman
Batman
75%
Robin
62%
Spider-Man
55%
Hulk
55%
Catwoman
50%
Wonder Woman
40%
Superman
40%
Supergirl
40%
Iron Man
40%
The Flash
20%
Green Lantern
15%
You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006


Manifesto: The TIME to OBEY is NOW!

For too long we Pandas have been content to cavort for your pleasure.

Eating bamboo, rolling in the mud, flashing our big cute eyes at you.

No more. Panda Power is here.

Kneel before the Stick.

LAND! PEACE! BAMBOO!


Only your total and complete subservience is required...

http://www.obeybutterstick.com/