Gee I couldn't see this one coming...

Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.

Crotch squinting, new Olympic sport?

How upset do you think this basketball player is really going to be when he is remembered for this picture? Embarrassing? Yes. Flattering? Oh yeah!
Dudes gonna carry a copy in his wallet for years.
(Time warp to 2056, pickup bar, middle aged ex-basketball player talking to 20 year old potential future ex-wife.)
Player: "Yeah they tried to pass it off as an optical illusion, but I'm telling you baby, that's all me."

There is a ruckus about whether this is a lighting illusion or if it's his Flying Walinda. What I like best is imagining thousands of people enlarging the photo and squinting at this man's crotch.

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/college-basketball/oh-if-only-they-wore-cups-in-basketball-158168.php

Some things are art, some things are just...not

Cleaning out your closet is not art.
Putting things you find in your closet on your head is not art.
Seriously, ask my mother. When my brother was 8 he put our Mom's bra on his head and ran around the house shouting "I am the Fly, help me, help me!" She did not praise him and notify the Smithsonian, no instead she gave him the smack down and he still isn't right. Not that he was to begin with. You know, the whole bra on the head thing.

http://www.gneborg.org/Animaux.htm

Huh?

It took me way too long to figure out what exactly the groom was holding in this picture. Then it took me just as long to decide who it belonged to.

Good idea. Have the bridesmaids, who are all skinnier than you, even though you only ate Slimfast and Gummi Bears for two weeks before the wedding, slither and rub their bodies all over your new husband.

Want to bet which one bags him first? Probably not the one who didn't shave her legs before the wedding because she was wearing a long gown anyway.

I like the photographers url also, drfotoe.
http://members.aol.com/drfotoe/TomaskoPhotography/Gallery.htm

Click me Baby one billion times

http://www.onebillionpageviews.com/

One Billion Page Views

My name is AJ, I'm 26 years old, I have been making sites since the age of 17, I don't have a degree, not a a-level, not even a gcse, everything I know is self taught, I believe that the internet is the greatest invention of the millennium, the door is wide open for me...

Shades of Gilliam?

Reminds me of Monty Python. That's not entirely a bad thing.
The spider page is my very favorite.

Book of Numbers

This is my rifle this is my gun; this one's for fighting, this one's for fun.

O.K. so maybe it's just me. I know this is a highly respected and traditional dress uniform. I don't have a problem with that. I have a problem with the way the photographer posed the Mickey Mouse hands.
He seems to be pointing towards his, ahem, gun.
It all seems like some kind of subliminal message, placed for me to unknowingly find the military sexy and want to respect and support war. Didn't they know that they are wasting their time? They had me with the ears.
http://www.howleyphoto.com/

What Superhero are you?

Your results:
You are Batman

Batman 75% Robin 62% Spider-Man 55% Hulk 55% Catwoman 50% Wonder Woman 40% Superman 40% Supergirl 40% Iron Man 40% The Flash 20% Green Lantern 15%

You are dark, love gadgets and have vowed to help the innocent not suffer the pain you have endured.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Manifesto: The TIME to OBEY is NOW!

For too long we Pandas have been content to cavort for your pleasure.

Eating bamboo, rolling in the mud, flashing our big cute eyes at you.

No more. Panda Power is here.

Kneel before the Stick.

LAND! PEACE! BAMBOO!

Only your total and complete subservience is required...

http://www.obeybutterstick.com/

Background people.

Cute little girl. Too bad all anyone is going to remember is ASS. And tell me you didn't try to look up the other woman's skirt. Pervert.
http://www.msimaging.net/photo.html

What a mess

One of my biggest pet peeves is a cluttered background. In some situations the photographer doesn't have a choice, but with posed photographs you are in control.

How hard would it have been for the photographer to have the ring held over a table? What about blurring the background while focusing on the ring? For goodness sake, we live in the age of b3ta and Worth 1000, Photoshop the damn thing!
We don't really need to see the various cables and the radio in this shot.
http://digitalphotos.50megs.com/

Photo adjustment 101

O.K. You've taken a decent picture but the exposure is all wrong. No problem, that's why God invented Photoshop. Just a few quick adjustments and ...
perfect! Changing it to black and white really fixed the brightness problem!
Although you can't put the whole blame on the photographer. It must have been hell trying to get a balance between the white dress and the bride's fake bake.
http://www.tiberiusimages.com/christmas-card-photos.htm

I don't know what to think about this photograph.

1. The photographer didn't know it would look this way.
2. The photographer is making a statement about women and their complicated relationship with their body image.
3. Or he is just an idiot who likes to make fun of fat chicks.





Same photographer, different victims. I guess this one
wouldn't be so bad if they didn't look like they were a human
slingshot getting ready to fling the baby at the count of 3.
http://www.tiberiusimages.com/

Now I can always remember that my wedding was held in the high school gym. The hundreds of dollars I spent on decorations to try to hide the fact that my father spent all his money on whores and poker and couldn't afford a nice hall for his only daughter's wedding will be forgotten.

Unlike the tacky purple shoes my stepmother kicked off after her eighth mimosa when she started dirty dancing with Uncle Carl. The grinding, oh God the grinding!
http://www.danharrisphotoart.com/bridal.html

Goodbye Cruel Wedding

Married life is so happy! My husband works hard at the bodybuilding gym till all hours, his mother is living with us. Poor dear, she's come over from England, she keeps forgetting my name is Brenda. She calls me her little Minge, I guess that must be someone she used to feel very close too. Do all English men wear tights under their trousers? My husband says the climate he is used to makes his man parts cold, but I wouldn't know, I haven't seen them in weeks. Minge is a pet name isn't it?

The Pits

Sometimes you have a really talented photographer who doesn't think about what the picture will look like if a crucial element is left out. Like what the bride is doing for example. Is she checking to see if her Secret is working?
http://www.parkerphotographic.com/

Sitting on a Park Bench

I don't know if the photographer's camera wasn't in focus or if they were going for a special digital effect.
By special effect I mean in a sitting on a bench across the park with a telephoto lens sticking out of your raincoat secretly taking pictures of sweet pink things, oh so sweet and innocent, do you want some candy little girl, kind of way.
http://www.ishootkids.com/index.htm

Senior pictures gone wrong. Way way wrong.

What better way to celebrate the graduation of your child from High School than a soft porn photo shoot?


Daddy, what do you think of my senior pictures? Daddy? Daddy? Why are you sweating Daddy?
I know you are all thinking that she looks like she has a mustache. What do you mean what mustache?


Technically these photographs are superb. When I take my underage son to get his senior pictures I want to get value for my money. By value I mean I want to be able to sell them to homosexual fetish internet sites so I can finally get some return on my investment of videogames, food, clothes and shoes that this freeloader has been devouring for the past 16 years.
Photography from Photos by Anton http://www.photosbyanton.com/home.html

I Shoot Brides

By way of his tongue in cheek name, this photographer is obviously telling us that he doesn't walk the same blurry, out of focus and badly composed photography path as 95% of all wedding photographers. This portfolio is probably overflowing with creative and technically perfect photography.


Or not.
The nametag is a nice touch.
http://www.ishootbrides.com/index.htm