Some things are art, some things are just...not

Cleaning out your closet is not art.
Putting things you find in your closet on your head is not art.
Seriously, ask my mother. When my brother was 8 he put our Mom's bra on his head and ran around the house shouting "I am the Fly, help me, help me!" She did not praise him and notify the Smithsonian, no instead she gave him the smack down and he still isn't right. Not that he was to begin with. You know, the whole bra on the head thing.

http://www.gneborg.org/Animaux.htm