Exciting and Special

Tonight I found our I was laid off from my webjob. It was my dream job, I got paid to basically surf the web. Before they laid us off they sent an email to invite us to a conference call to hear some exciting and special news. Um, not so much. The exciting part was even though they don't want to pay us anymore they are willing to let us work as salespeople. For commision. Sigh. I guess it's back to the call center for me. How may I help you?